I See Bones

The doctor was looking at the x-ray and I asked him, what do you see? And he kept on looking at the x-ray as he sent in French to me. I see bones, I see gizzards and bones, and a few kidney stones.

Among the lovely bones, I see hips, and 14 paper clips, three asparagus tips. Among the lovely bones, I see things In your peritoneum That be long in the British Museum I see your spine And your spine looks divine It's exactly like mine Now doesn't that seem strange And in case you use paint telephones,

there's $2 in change among your lovely bones. Sip-ah, sip-ah. Oh, hold there, nurse. Sip-ah, sip-ah. Come over here and look at this X-ray. Sip-ah, sip-ah. It's really remarkable. Sip-ah, sip-ah. Isn't the lumbar vertebrae supposed to be connected to the flavicle?

Well, I know what that's got you taping. See, but, see, but. Hey, look what's in there. See, but, see, but. Look at that. It's a stamp. It's a 1922 McKinley ultramarine blue. Within perfect perforations.

I've got to get that out. You've got to put it in my collection. See, but, see, but. Look in there. It's printing. What does it say in there? See, but, see, but. US certified grade A Look at this fascinating see those little round things Know what those are Those are M&M's Those people are right they don't melt

Thank you very much.