My Son the Vampire

The strangest story to tell When they had a little party of a rock and roll and a sextant Oh, the bell Cloud Dracula got restless He thought there's nobody here but me But then a great babe Red-hot mama came And sat down on his knee Oh, a great babe Red-hot mama All of you, yes I do

I'm a one-game young dad, I'll read big kiss But you can call me Well at the castle of Dracula For the strangest story to tell Oh when they had a little party of a rock and roll A hammer sexton told the bell Anston laughed a morning They drank and then they sang But when the sun rose over the mountain top

Back to their tombs they ran you At the castle