(x) First Song - Collegiate

Oka Seltzer, Speedy Oka Seltzer The Oka Seltzer show, Transcribed in Hollywood Featuring radio's favorite singing stars Hey Massey, an Arthur Tilt, a musical country watch It's Oka Seltzer time, Oka Seltzer time Morning to tonight, I'm good, I'm Arthur And here we go, with the Oka Seltzer show Bleed it, yes we are, Bleed it

Nothing to me just no man Chashers, baggy, and our clothes look ragged But we're rough and ready, yeah I thought that things were never where And we haven't any use for red hot flannels Very, very seldom in a hurry Never ever worry We're collegiate rah rah rah Alpha, Beta, Delicametha Lambda Kyle mega

F-A-G-M Well let me hug at me I want a half a dollar And wear a narrow collar Low Sigma Kappa Kappa half a kid That's a Greek for all the lodges We belong to Rizzy Chizzy College boys are dizzy Out the seltzer's dizzy We're collegiate rarararar We're collegiate rararararar The collegiate kids Golly, I'm excited Kurt. Today's the day all the fraternities are voting for the campus queen.

I wonder who's going to win. Well, there's no doubt at our house, Martha. You're our candidate. You're the sweetheart of Sig Macai. The girl of my dreams is the sweetest girl. Of all the girls I know, Eat sweet, co-ed like a rainbow trail.

Fade in the afterglow, The blue of her eyes, The gold are a blend of the western sky, The moonlight be the girl She's the sweetheart of Sir I Alka-seltzer for the feel better feeling

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