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The transcript of “Christmas Greeting”, an episode of Alice Cooper. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Alice Cooper free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Secret poem, just for you. Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house. All my creatures were stirring. Even my six-foot radioactive mutant killer, Mouse. The teachers were hung by the chimney with care.
Some upside down and some by their hair. Alice! In the silly middle. No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus, they have different rela-
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