Lous House Needs Another Bathtub

Hey, Abbott, what time is it? It's time for the Abbott & Costello Show. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the Abbott & Costello Show! It's the Abbott & Costello Show. What else do you transcribe in Hollywood tonight for your listening pleasure?

No. Hold on to your chairs, folks. Here they are. What Abbott has. Oh, oh, oh, oh! Costello, where have you been? I haven't seen you all week. Oh, Abbott, I've been moving.

Moving. I bought a house way out in the country. It's about a mile from my Uncle Audie Steven's place. What a beautiful ranch habit. I call it the Lumbago Ranch. from Beggo Ranch. Yep, why did you name it?

Lumbago because it's got a creek in the back. What's there? You tell me what do you want with that ranch? I'm going to raise monkeys. Yeah, you go ranch to raise monkeys. Sure. You're not nuts.

Well, what's better for a nut than a monkey ranch? Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, you watch me folks. Well, well, I knew that line I had to continue. Thank you. What was that? What was that?

Hey, I had it. Is that a picture of the ranch? You took the horse. Right on my mouth. Let me see it. Let's see it. What's that little house in the back? That's the garage. I'll bet you thought I was going to say the smokehouse.

You know yourself a new house, eh? What conditions are they in? What? What condition is it in? Oh, wonderful conditions. Well, I just had a painted and it didn't cost me a cent. A doctor painted it for nothing.

A doctor painted your house for nothing, right? But wait a minute, how do you know it was a doctor? He signed his name on a roof and big red letters. It says, that's the pepper.