Football Game With Harold Peary

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Tonight's guest, Harold Perry, the great Gilder Sweet, and starring, butt Abbot and Lil Costello. Now what's wrong? Oh! What's wrong now? Boy, oh boy, boy! Hey Abbot, can I have a drink just happen? I was invited down to the shipyard to build a brand new ship.

And I got coffee between two guys that was throwing hot rabbits. What happened? What happened? What was throwing hot rabbits in my back pocket? Yes. I knew I was four miles out of sea. Under my own steam, too.

How do they save you, Lou? Did they throw you away, breeches boy? No, I came back without any breeches, kid. No, no. Well, you made a fool of yourself again. Yeah, but I burned my britches behind me.

Aww, Doc, Sam, Sam. What were you doing down at the shipyards in the first place? I forgot to tell you, see, you have it my cousin Hugo was a sailor down there. He's in the signal corps.

The signal corps? Yeah, he keeps signal his mother to get him out. Oh! I'm so ashamed of my cousin Hugo. You are? I mean, after all the customers have always been very brave people. My great grandfather was a Colano in the army.

A Colano? Yeah. Colano? You dummy? The Colano? That's a pretty high run. No, no, no, not Colano. It is? No, no, you see, that word is pronounced Colonel. I don't know. Yes, Colonel. Where did he fight?