The Wild West With Lynn Bari

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Tonight's special guest, star of the 20th Century Fox Pictures' man's eco, Miss Lynn Barry, and starring, Buddy Abbott and Lou Costello. Hey Abbott, come on, come on, help me get dressed, please. I've got to get to the broadcast right away.

Take it easy, there's lots of time, what's the excitement? Excitement. Tonight we're having Lynn Barry as our guest star. And I'm gonna make love to her. Boy, oh boy! All right. Here, if I'm late, she might walk out of me.

So watch, let her walk out. There's plenty of fish in the sea. Yeah, but who wants to park in a dark with a shower? Ah! Never mind. Come on. Get your clothes on and let's go.

Okay, now, kid. Hey, this is Navett. I'm waiting for my new suit. Boy, it's gonna be beautiful. Did he? The most gorgeous suit you ever saw. That right. Yeah, the coat is red, but green stripes.

It's got pink lapels and orange buttons. Wait a minute. A red coat with green stripes, pink lapels, and orange buttons. Yeah. I suppose you're going to wear yellow pants. What? And have people stare at me?

Aah! What do you think I am? I'm an adopa. Yellow pants. Take class with my purple shoe. The purple shoe? Currently, I never heard of such things. Yellow pants. All right, all right. Drop the pants.

I can't. Why not? My red underwear won't match my lavender class. They are. Don't be ridiculous. I wouldn't let you meet Lynn Barry and close like that. You'd better wear one of my suits. There, I'll end you my dress suit.