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Guest-Larry Stevens
Abbott and Costello · December 11, 1948 · 28 min · 3,678 words
The transcript of “Guest-Larry Stevens”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast December 11, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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So, producing best-ended Hollywood with our guest, R.A., Stephen, said, featuring the Luther King of the Luther King of the Union Foundation Awards. Every Sunday morning on this program, I'm lucky to wear a girl, and she's generous with dollars in the value of gifts.
And the gold girl, people, good citizens. Every boy and girl in the country's college will offer this award. We'll tell you on a winner later in the program. But now I've got to laugh with our son, but, Abad and Luke!
Where I am, my castellie, you look terrible today. Look at those circles under your eyes. I didn't sleep a week last night. Our newest years in Roboc That's how you managed to get so dumb. Oh, I'm putting our next to help over the holidays You're very stupid you must have even the more stupid when you were a kid now
I was a stupid I was very poor at it when I was a kid back in Madison, New Jersey I was so poor that I wanted money Isaac Lawton Rachael you wasn't grandus monkey for his penny that's anything to make up but that's absolutely terrible What you in a next year that's terrible
You're in the next year. Okay, you're laughing good. That's very interesting things like that. All right. All right. What's my? But you shouldn't know it. I shouldn't do it. I shouldn't do what? What should I do? I took the bomb Uh the monkey first penny. I know that it was terrible. I mean after all we pitched for it
I only won once in seven years. I By the way, cuz hello is your mom still living in Patterson? Yeah, I got a lot of from yesterday here It is already J.S. Ed. Lewis is getting there Christmas again, and I sure miss you last night I sat for three hours looking at your vacant chair. It's not touching why that's beautiful
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