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Guest-Arthur Lake

Abbott and Costello · January 10, 1948 · 29 min · 4,583 words

The transcript of “Guest-Arthur Lake”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast January 10, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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We have to come in and pretend we are going to talk to our kids too and that's not the Hollywood but our guests are out there with lace and teaching the Lucas del Genio Youth Farm Basin Awards every Saturday morning on the film some lucky boy and girl is two hundred dollars in the valuable gift

and a five hundred dollar city is fine every boy and girl are sometimes too valuable for the kids who want we'll show you how to win it later on the program but three sets of time to master our stars what happened on Lucas del Genio here Oh, here I am, Tassala. How good?

Hey, what was that awful craze I heard in your house this month? Well, my little cousin will. He's got an extra, like this name for Christmas. And me and him were playing with it. The pain was running around the room and just as it passed me, I thought I'd go on up the street so I jumped for it.

I don't know. Hello. How do you manage to be the dumbest dope in the world? Well, I don't deserve all the credit, Adam. No? No, my brother helped me. I can't tell you yourself. you know how many people are listening to you right now oh sure on this show i got sixty seven million kids listening to that's not a lot of money just a million

kids in the united states yes the southern kids have Mexican friends i i thought you're going to have something special tell the kids today where but i have now uh... you know all the people over the country they get close up to the radio and i really get real close i want to get very familiar

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