Thanksgiving Show

Hey, what time is it? It's time for the Abbott and Costello show. We're on the air for ABC here in Hollywood Well, what a wait for let's go with the Abbott and Costello show Yes, it's the Abbott and Costello show produced and transcribed in Hollywood for your listening and laughing pleasure Jockos with a carload and music by Matty Malley. So all on your chairs folks. Where they are what Abbott and low

Costello Alright, alright What's up? What's up? What's up tonight? A big apartment?

I'd say, what's up tonight? Well, I want to pay that. Give my aunt and I to the football game at the Coliseum this afternoon. At the end of the first quarter, I drunk Camanniel. Whose game?

You have made something as I am. Your aunt and me doesn't know much about football, does she? Oh, she thinks the routing section is the front end of a pig. Right. She does. She does.

I have it. Right. Which end is? Right. Even though much about football yourself, dear. Oh, you kidding? You should have seen me in college, Abbot. I was a triple threat man. I could run, kick it past.

Boy, I could really throw it in those days. You're not doing so bad tonight, either. One time I made 30 touchdowns in the last 10 seconds of the game. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

How could you make 30 touchdowns in 10 seconds? I had to. My mother had a bet on the game. You know, the quarterback would drop back and then the left guard tackle left end would open up a hole in you.

The hole big enough you could drive a truck through. And what did you do? I drove the truck. Once I caught a kick off the slide down a field, there were only 21 men between me and a cold post.