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Lou Is Not Feeling Wellafrs
Abbott and Costello · April 7, 1948 · 29 min · 3,031 words
The transcript of “Lou Is Not Feeling Wellafrs”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast April 7, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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That's the way of you been look at you your closer clipping Do you I thought you could think of the force outside the street or city dummy that's so positive? That's a fire hydrant fire hydrant. Yeah, no wonder I would have to write a Pomona by God I got to get these what clothes off
If I don't... Get... No... AHHH! Let it happen, please! How many times have I told you when you sneeze, sneeze the other way? I don't know any other way! I think... Talk sense, will you...
Do you realize you've probably caught a cold? Do you want the germs spread? Oh, I'll let them spread. Oh! Now that's ridiculous. You've got a cold in your head. How are you going to keep that cold in your head from going down into your chest?
I am not in my neck. Hey, Abi, what are you talking about? You're not so healthy. Oh, I'll have you know my friends that I keep regular hours. Every night I go to bed with a chicken.
How are you all getting that little coop? No, no, I'm trying to tell you that I go to bed early. And I'm up at the crack of dawn. Then I go out and chop wood for breakfast.
Chop wood for breakfast. How can you eat that stuff? Listen, God tell, I chop wood for exercise. For example, every morning I jump out of bed and crawl around the room on all fours you crawl around all fours yes that's the athlete me that's the monkey and you'll put it oh hey here's ten miles
say i'm glad you dropped in ten take a look at castell he doesn't feel very well all just let some of the air out of his head he'll be all right and you got a lot of now you got a lot of nerve there and i asked me to go like that well with such a swell head like you got all have you know i've not well headed
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