Lou Is Not Feeling Well

Hey, what kind of... It's time for the Abbot and Costello Show. We're on the air for ABC here in Hollywood. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the Abbot and Costello Show. There's the Abbot and Costello Show.

Produced and transcribed in Hollywood tonight for your listening place. It was Susan Miller in the music of Mattymally. Hold on to your tears, folks. Here they are! Put Abbot and Luke Costello! Alright, what have you done with your arm?

Oh, it's a partner. What do you say? I said, what have you done with your arm? The Los Angeles telephone directory. I'm reading it. You're reading your telephone book? Yes, and it's better than forever, Amber.

I'm not supposed to work this morning. Look, that's the telephone book. The telephone book is something like forever, Amber. Oh, it is in your call, 72-wort sunset, 211. I'm telling you, you're using the two ounces of brain.

Not me, Abbott. I'm over weight now. I, uh, let me ask you a question. I'm the proud father of two baby, Rabbit. Do I pass out the car as the carriage? You know, my brother Pat was gonna help me, but he's sick and bad.

Well, here, mother will take care of him. Yes, he says he's gonna watch over him like a mother bird watches over a little bird. That's nice, but he don't like it. Why? He's getting awful sick of each and nothing but worms.

What's wrong with him? Is it just that how can you be such an idiot? I watch the company I see. Oh, you've got some examples, eh? What are you sneezing from? I know. What do you think I sneezed from?