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Lou Becomes AT-man
Abbott and Costello · March 31, 1948 · 24 min · 3,373 words
The transcript of “Lou Becomes AT-man”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast March 31, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Look, Costella, there's our band leader, Matty Mouny. Look, he's just coming in the studio. You know he's a lot of nerve-evic. What do you mean? I'm going to talk to him. Hey, Mouny, what's the idea showing up late again?
Ah, shut up. This is my week off. But you were off last week, the week before that, and the week before that. Matty, you've got to put in more working hours. Which one are you? Taps or Hartley?
I guess you told you have it. He says he's going to make this one of the highest-class bands in the country. How's he going to do it? He's taking out all the brass and putting in sterling silver.
No, wait a minute. I think the band is pretty good as it is. There's only one thing wrong, Abbot. The harp is too loud. There's no harp in the band. What do you think that drummer is?
A tie-in. That's no way to talk about a musician. You should get more friendly with a boy. Oh, I tried to be friendly with a mapp, but I invited him over to my house for a buffet supper.
Not buffet supper. It's buffet the tea is silent not the way those guys drink it A-cello I don't have to take that guss from you Oh, no, I listen Malick I'm the force of the show and you're getting in front of that banish that we've never stick around fire you you can't fire me
I'll be on this show as long as I like this week and next week in fact, I'll be on it next year if I want Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, my brother law happened to be vice-pedded in of this network. He is yes Yes he is. Did you fix it so I can be on the show next week?
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