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Hey, but what time is it? It's eight o'clock, Costello. We're only here for PDQ gasoline here in Hollywood. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the Abbott and Costello show! That's from Hollywood is the transcribed, Abbott and Costello show.

We're singing star Susan Miller and Matty Malmick's Orchestra, and yours truly Michael Roar. So hold on to your chairs, folks, for here they are, but Abbott and Luke Costello! Here I am, Costello. Where were you all day?

Oh, Abbott. I met a girl from the mind. There used to be a sword swallower with a circus. She was a sword swallower with a circus? Yes, she's the only girl in the world that can kiss you and cut the buttons off your vest at the same time.

What is she doing now? She's still with a circus, but now she's a fan dancer. She's got her own style of working the fan. How is that? Just low enough to be interesting and just fast enough to stay out of jail.

Well, can't tell a circus title soon, do you hear? Yes. Why don't you get your wife a job at the circus as a clown? My wife a clown? Yeah. Wait a minute. The electronic is a person who has big feet and paints his face and acts like a fool.

Well... Hey, I'll send her over in the morning. I... I'd love to circus habit. My Aunt May used to be a lion's hammer. You should have seen her in her red Satan type. You mean Satan or something that looks like the devil.

You should have seen my Aunt May and those types. I don't think you know a thing about the circus. Oh, I do so, Abbott. I know all the circus people. I knew Tom when he was only a pinky.