Guest-Erskine Johnson

Yes, it's the new transcribed, evident Costello show. With the new thinking discovery, Susan Miller, and Mary Mary L. McConchafrin, you're truly Michael Roy. So hold on to your chair, folks. Here they are for evidence.

Look, Costello! The best! The best! The best! All right, Costello. I hear Uncle Mike is raising ducks now on his brain. Oh, yes, he's got a lot of them. What chance have I got of having a duck egg?

Not much unless you're a duck. I... The best! The best! Well, I'll forget about your relatives. Did you play golf with Susan Miller yesterday? Oh, yes. And she knows how to use a machee and a putter.

That's good. How does she use the wood? I don't know. We just played golf. I was not. Hey, what's the matter with your foot? I hit my big toe with a mid-iron. Well, what I do mid-day too.

What are you doing for it? Limping, limp. And look at your face. How did you get it so dirty? It's covered with grease. All I did was follow the instructions. When I changed the oil and Susan's car.

Well, how did you get your face so smeared? When it says, when changing oils, old oil in your car, be sure to let it drain in your pan. And if I assume no, I wouldn't be seen with you.

You are the biggest idiot I ever met. You're just saying that because she don't get around much. Right? And hopefully, I don't say it to you, Garlic. She's a lovely. She's my Abba, Abba, girl.

Abba, Abba. Yes, that's Habba, Habba. So backwards. Right. Susan's got it coming and going. Now wait, Costello, relax and listen a minute. My friend here has something interesting to say. I want to pass along an opinion of lubrication experts.