Night In Haunted House

That's right folks. Free for comedy. Hey for Abbott. In for Maxwell. Hey for Ennis. And for Luke Costello. Put them all together and they spell... Camel! Experience is the best teacher.

Try a camel. Let your own experience tell you why more people are smoking camels than ever before. And draw up a chair for tonight's camel show starring Bud Abbot and Luke Costello! Hey Costello Costello!

Come over here. Why are you late again? Well, how did I stop the commutious show to get one of our records of our baseball routine? But there was a guy in there ahead of me and bought every one they had.

Who was it? Leo Durocia. He wants to find out who's out first. Well, we're all right. Happy Chandler, we'll tell him. All right, well, I forget about it. How are you doing on that job I got you last week?

Oh, forget that. What do you mean? A job. Yes. Well, I worked there five days and the man fired me. The man fired me five days. Isn't that pretty short notice? Sure. I'd defy anybody to find out how dumb I am in five days You know that you teach you the value of education

That should teach you the value of education education. Yes, did you graduate from college? No high school? No grade school? No You're getting hot for a little wait a minute I'll make you an ignolimus.

No, but it sure helps. Ah! Hey, how are my folks gonna forward to send me to school? We were so poor, my mother used to send me out on the street to beg for a piece of old wheat bread.