Talking About Paying Income Tax

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And draw up a chair for tonight's camel show starring Bud Abbot and Luke Costello. Please. Hey, Costella. Costella. Come over here, Costella. You know, I tried to find you last night.

Where in the world were you? I spent the evening over at Heavy Lamar's house, have it? Heavy calls me two or three times every week to come over spend the evening. Yeah, it doesn't hurt husband object.

Why should he? I'm the cheapest baby sitter in town. Will you talk, sense, please? Hey, lo, I hope you're saving the money. I hope you're saving the money. They'd pay you for mining that baby.

You know we pay our income tax March 15. Oh don't worry about me at it. I'm loaded I got a California bankroll. What's a California bankroll? Who singles wrapped around an orange? Last night I was helping heading Lamar's figure her income tax. Oh, how can you how can you figure income tax?

You can't even count. Give me a problem. All right. All right. All right The whole state cost a dollar a pound. Yeah, how many pounds would the butcher give you for five dollars four pounds?

That's not right. I know but they're getting away with it. All right Place the castle, you're impossible. But I'm warning you, you'd better get busy on your income tax. Do you have any surplus money, Lou?