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Ski Jump

Abbott and Costello · February 20, 1947 · 29 min · 4,013 words

The transcript of “Ski Jump”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast February 20, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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E for comedy, A for Abbott, M for Maxwell, E for Ennis, M for Luke Costello. Put them all together and they sell, Camel. Experience is the best teacher. Try a camel. Let your own experience tell you why.

More people are smoking camels than ever before. And draw up a tear for tonight's camel show starring foot Abbot and Luke Costello. Come here, come here, come here. Where have you been? Where have you been?

Oh, I know. Tell me where you've been. Where's it? Yes, I've been to the movies, have it. I just saw a very unusual cowboy picture. Yes, the Indians. One. The Indians. That's, Dello. Oh, I've been trying to find you.

I tell her, only her house Monday night, Nate, told me that you were taking a bath. What? Monday night, yes. Brother, did you have the wrong number? What do you mean? I had to go to the hospital for three days.

I bet while on a tunnel with the invaxenate stuff... No, while on a tunnel with the invaxenate, Why did you have to go to the hospital? She tattooed on my arm, but... Ah! Hey, you know my Aunt May was in the hospital too, Attic?

She had a pencil taken out and they sold her purse broke with telephone wire. If you're right? Yeah, only now her conversation is limited to five minutes. Ah! Yeah! I showed up beautiful blonde nurse.

I met the time I had that advanced fracture. Advanced fracture. How does it happen? I made an advanced and she fractured me. Ah! Ah! But boy was she a wonderful girl. Every time she put her arms around me, I turned to Patty.

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