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From New York City Again
Abbott and Costello · February 6, 1947 · 27 min · 3,971 words
The transcript of “From New York City Again”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast February 6, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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That's right folks, leave for comedy. Hey, Robert, I'm from Maxwell, E. Brennitz, L. for Luke Costello. Yes, face fell camel. Your taste will tell you about camel's rich full flavor. Your throat will welcome camel's cool mildness.
So draw up a chair for tonight's camel show, starring Bud Abbott and Luke Costello. Come over here. Hey, Louis. Hey Lo, I thought you talking to some city slickers down there. Now I hope you didn't send let them sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.
Then sell me the Brooklyn Bridge. Not me, have it? They tried to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge for $10,000. But I can't invite you. Good boy. I put the George Washington Bridge. Yes. That's the only room possible.
You're a disgrace to the Abbott family. Why, we have it's belong to the Upper Crust, you know. You have it for a bunch of crumbs. I hear now. Hey, Costello's the Hot Fast Family. What do you mean?
The Costello's the only family in person who's dirty whose garbage is skipped, rat. Oh, how loud that is. Stop. Oh, that's all. And the castle is very wealthy, too. Their house has a 14-carat living room, a 14-carat dining room, and five 14-carat bedrooms.
Solid gold? No, solid carrots. Solid carrots. Hey, thanks, David. I was born with a silver knife in my mouth. You mean a silver spoon? No, nice. We had more money than table manners. In fact, my family hadn't had money ever since I was at the awkward age.
The awkward age? The awkward age? Yep, yep, the awkward age. That's when you feel clumsy and lonely. I hear clothes don't fit you and girls, girls will come near you. It started with me, when I was about nine, when was it over?
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