Costello The Air Hero

That's right, folks. V for comedy. A for Abbott. N for Maxwell. E for Ennis. L for Luke Costello. Dead say fellow camels. Your taste will tell you about camels rich, full flavor. Your throat will welcome camels cool mildness.

So draw up a chair for tonight's camel show, starting foot habits and Luke Costello. Costello. Costello. What happened to you? Where were you in? Oh, my incredible effort.

I drove my car to a red light. They're going to find me $2,000. Oh, ridiculous. I can't find you $2,000 for going to a red light. Oh, no. This light was in a truck store window.

Yeah. Hey, that's terrible. Yeah, they also want me to pay $300 for cost. What are the cost for? Well, when my car hit that truck store, I tailed over the windshield and slid down a long total fountain.

In roots, I knocked over eight moles milk, six bananas split, a bowl of tuna fish salad, and I wound up on a toothpaste with Irem and Miriam. Hey, wait a minute. Anything else? Yeah, a piece of them took my place out nice and my lone Ranger revolver out of my car.

That sort of fellow. Why do you carry a knife and revolver when you drive a car? So I can shoot up one street and cut across the other. Hey, God, tell that. Are you one of those Hollywood drivers, though?

Who drives like a madman and pays no attention to the pedestrians? Or are you the other kind? What are the kinds? I have. There's others. Yes, there's others. Where were you going in such a hurry?

Well, I had a date with one of those powers models. She had one of them funny names. Yeah, was it Candy Jones? No. Chili Williams? No. Choo Choo Johnson? No. I got it. Tower Cream Chappelle, right?