Lou Is Hallucinating

That's right folks. B for comedy. A for Abbott. M for Maxwell. B for Ennis. L for Luke Costello. Yes, they sell camel. The cigarette of costlier properly aids tobacco that brings you the camel show starring Bud Abbott and Luke Costello.

There is Costello's house. Well, as 204, as 205, 205 and 7-8s, 205 and 9-16. Oh, here it is, here it is, here it is. Oh, Mr. Abbott, I never thought you'd get here in time.

How is Costello? Oh, I'm so worried, Mr. Abbott. I've never seen him this way. I'm afraid of you. Don't say it. Don't say it. My pal Costello. Oh, Mrs. Adams. Yeah? If anything should happen to Costello, promise me one thing.

What? Promise me you won't rent his room until you hear from me, please. I promise. Won't you come in? You'll have to excuse the appearance of the place. I haven't had time to pick up any of this junk on the floor.

Try not to step on my husband. It's his birthday. Yes, I'll be careful. Well, I'm so sentimental, Mr. Abbott. Do you think I ought to stick a candle in his mouth? Yes, by all means. Look, where is Castell's room?

Right over there. Thank you. Come in. Mother! Mother! Hm, hostel, don't you know me? I'm Abbott. Oh, those green slacks fool me. Oh, Abbott! Am I glad to see you? What in the world is the matter with you?

I'm afraid there's a screw loose in my mind. Oh, my goodness, you had me worried. I thought it was something serious. It is serious. Very serious. My mind is just like a brain to me.