Incorrigible

That's right folks. B for comedy, A for Abbott, M for Maxwell, E for Ennis, L for Luke Costello. Yes, they sell camels. They sit around at costlier properly aged tobaccos that bring you to the camel show, starring Bud Abbott and Luke Costello.

Oh, Abbott. Abbott, my own bus and friend. Hi, Abbott. Why don't you go say hello? Abbott, does you remember me? New Costello, the Walter Pigeon of Redondo Beach. Gee, it's gonna be back together again.

If you only knew how I missed you, Abbott, how I starved for the sight of you, turn around. Let my eyes feast upon you. Gee, the food's bad all over, and I'll have it. If you only knew how miserable I was, all summer, I was sick.

I had athletes throat. I swallowed my stomach drunk. Oh, with the belt in the back, too. Hey, some nights, Abbott, I was very lonely. The nurse had to put me to bed. Then she'd get lonely.

Abbott, I really did don't from the bottom of my heart. All summer I missed you. Please, please say hello. Mr. Costello. Mr. Costello, he thinks I'm my father. Abbott, don't you know me? Costello, I don't want any part of you.

And me with so much despair, Costello. I hate to say this, but you are a constant You're a source of embarrassment. You're crude. You're vulgar. You pride yourself on being a bad boy. You're completely devoid of manners.

You're a bore. You're a disgrace to humanity. In short, you're a hopeless misfit. I agree with everything you said, but I don't think it's short. I'm not concerned with what you think. This is not a certain decision.