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Pet Shop
Abbott and Costello · April 18, 1946 · 29 min · 4,399 words
The transcript of “Pet Shop”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast April 18, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Abbot and Costello program starring Bud Abbot and Lou Costello brought to you by Camel, the cigarette of Costlier, properly aged tobacco. The Abbot and Costello program with the music of Karl Hopp and his orchestra, our singing star Amy Arnell, and spotlighting that chunky chubby little cherub, who went caught putting corn in his Uncle Artie Stebbins pocket, because he heard him say he was going to meet a young
chicken. Comely said, Costello, Costello, what's going on there? What's the idea of bringing that dog in here?
Where'd you get him? I say, where'd you get that dog? Why bring him in here? All right, found him, Abbott. I'm telling you, realize we're running a first class pet shop. Now get that dog out of here.
Oh, no, Abbott, I'm going to keep this dog. He's a genuine wine airplane dog. An airplane dog? Yeah, just look at his tail spin. Oh, stop. Cassella, where'd you get that broken down flea hound?
Abbott, how do you call this little dog a flea hound? He just took first prize at the catch-o. Wait a minute. I could he take first prize of the cat show. He took the cat.
He took... Tell you to take that dog right out of here now. Remember that. We don't want any mongrels in here with our other animals. Avid, don't make me chase this little dog away. He's taking a place where my other dog died.
His name was Corset. Corset? Corset? How did you happen to name the dog Corset? Because we tied him up in the daytime and we let him out of night. Oh. I remember that dog you had, Castelli. He was a duck-shun.
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