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Lou Is Working In The Garden

Abbott and Costello · April 11, 1946 · 29 min · 4,525 words

The transcript of “Lou Is Working In The Garden”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast April 11, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Abbot and Gus Bella program starring Bud Abbot and Luke Costello brought to you by Camel, the cigarette of Costlier, properly-aged tobacco. The Abbot and Gus Bella program for the music of Karl Hoffman is our guest friend, our singing star Amy Arnell, and spotlighting that chunky chubby little cherub who went caught putting a football in his Uncle Artie Seven's pocket

because he heard him say his grandfather was going to kick off. off godly said I guess so what's the either coming in here with those overals and straw hats ah get my gardening clothes I have it what do you mean I'm working the garden all morning and I planted two eggs of mashed potatoes now

wait I'm gonna how can you plant mashed potatoes I use a hammer I was at your some gardener what else did you plan I played a row onion and then a row radical and then I push on pities and another row I radish it then I got some and another row of radishes.

Some more beans and then a row of radishes. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Just a minute. Why did you put every other row of radishes? I can't help it. Radishes always repeat on me.

I... Ha ha! Forget about it. Let's drop the radishes. Come on, please. Let's drop the radishes. Let's get off. Well, we'll do any go- Don't let me come right up again. I love Craig. I still like it.

Didn't you plan any... Any tomatoes? Yeah? I say, did you plan any tomatoes? Ha, yeah, I plan a row of tomatoes. one of the parts. Castello, now that's too close together. It'll squeeze the tomato into a funny shape.

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