Lou Discovers Uranium

Avenue Costello program starring Bud Abbot and Luke Costello brought to you by camel the cigarette of costlier properly aged tobacco. Avenue Costello program with the music of Carl Hoffman and orchestra are singing star Amy Arnell and spotlighting that chunky chubby little cherub who went caught putting a baseball in his Uncle Artie Seven's pocket because he

heard him say he had a date with an old bat. Cawley said. Castello, come here. Castello. Ever since we've opened this drug store, you spent all your time behind that soda fountain.

What are you doing now? I'm not gonna molt these milk. What? You mean a molt it milk? Nah, I'm in a molt these milk. This is for the cat. Yeah, look. When you get to be behind that comment, you're no soda jerk.

Adam, keep those words closer to get it. Look, now what are you doing? Get your hand out of that box. Oh, I would just see some life savers. Those aren't life savers. They're cornplasters. Cornplasters?

No wonder every time I hiccup I taste mature a crumb. E-E-E, that's all you do is eat. I like E. Look, what are you putting your mouth now? Ah, just these little round hard candies. I've been eating them all day.

Those iron hard candies, all of the marbles out of the pinball machines. Yeah. That explains everything I have. That explains why. Every time I sneeze my nose lights up and spells too. No luck. Will you come over here please and help me put the price tags on these?

put the price tags on these rat biscuits? Rat biscuits? Certainly. Certainly. Don't you have rat biscuits at your house? No, if the rats can't eat what we eat, let them stop. Oh. All right, answer that telephone, Castella.