Opening A Gas Station

The Abbot and Costello program starring Bud Abbot and Lou Costello brought to you by Camel, the singer-at of Costlier, Properly-aged, tobacco. The Abbot and Costello program with a modern rhythm of will-ons for Daddy's Orchestra, Iris Adrian, now singing star Connie Hain, and spotlighting that chunky chubby little cherub, who went caught rubbing floor polish on his Uncle Artie Stebbins head,

because he heard it was good for wood. for wood. Godly said. Costello, we bought this gas station four days ago. Are you listening to me?

Yeah, listen, go ahead. We bought this gas station four days ago. I knew you promised to do half the work. Now, you've got Lana Turner's car up there on the grease rack. Why aren't you greasing it?

Because Lana Turner's car makes me awfully nervous. Oh, how could Lana Turner's car make you nervous? Well, this is the first time I've ever been close to her chassis. Right. Look, they'll be after her car in a minute.

Now get it off that hydraulic waist and take it easy, please. Okay, okay. All right. You idiot. Now look what you've done. Do you realize it, Mr. Turner, can sue you for damages? Show me for damage.

Tell me. How much more damage does she want? Now look at the car. Oh, you dummy. She can press her suit against you. Oh, I see the press her suit against me any time. If these talk sense, we've got to lift that car up and get it out of there.

Where are the jacks? Where are the jacks? Yes, where are the jacks? I quit playing jacks. So you play jags I suppose you play tiddly means to don't you yes I do But I don't want to play not totally my wife. Yeah, why not because you play with loaded tiddly All the kids told me what kids all the kids on tickets have a treat