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Costellos Fathers Day Giftafrs

Abbott and Costello · June 14, 1945 · 29 min · 3,293 words

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Listen to the rhythm of Will Augs for Nanny's August with a great song, styles of Connie Haynes and Bob Matthews. And that hussy-dumpy little daddy's boy, who went ask what he'd like to give his father, next to me, quickly replied, Hey!

How about you, lady? How about you, how about you? How about you, how about you? You got the wackiest family I've ever thought. Yes, they were all walking around the house. All walking around the house carrying time.

What we gotta do that, Abbot, we're picketing the kitchen. Picketing the kitchen, a pour. What are ours between meals and longest spaghetti? And another thing, Tazdell, I noticed that you've got three police dogs sleeping in your pot.

When did you buy them? We didn't. Then please, they don't blow nazdell up. Then what are they doing in your pot? Stop finance, cutling, put them down to watch the furniture. Got the olive oil.

All right, love, please. How can you have all your relatives living with you? We put bleachers in our guest room, and I'll please, what a bunch. I know it's your Uncle Arty Seven, who has a very bad coat.

How did that happen? Well, you see, Uncle Arty sleeps with his pet skunk, and at two o'clock in the morning, the skunk got up and opened the window. No, that's great, Ziggy. What's that? You hear it?

Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes. That's three decades. Tell me, God, darling. Will you listen to me, please? Is your Uncle Mike still living with you? I think the problem is your Uncle Mike still living with you?

Oh, my Uncle Mike. You know, I was lost for a second. Why, you sure? Yes, you are. Damn, it's great. And he's very helpful around the house. Yes, we connected the radio up to the washing machine. What good is that now every time my mother was just not but Turno Frank's and I could sing super sad super sad

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