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Costello Gets A Tattooafrs

Abbott and Costello · June 7, 1945 · 29 min · 3,535 words

The transcript of “Costello Gets A Tattooafrs”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast June 7, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Cabbin' and Costello program! Listen to the rhythm, but will outburn at his orchestra. The great song styles of Connie Haines and Bob Matthews. And that happy, heavy, hippie little horseman. Who when asked to pick the winner of the Kentucky Derby, Lance at his racing form and calmly said...

Sir... A friend of a new... And I'm sure that they won't get won.

And when they see us together, Together I'll crush the dream from my eyes out. It mustn't seem to happen.

Well, Costello, I've been looking all over for you, all week. I telephoned your house Tuesday night and somebody answered and said you were taking a bath.

You know, I'm lost already. I didn't begin again. I didn't begin again. Somebody, never mind this smoke. This is no kidding somebody deliberately told me that you were taking a bath. Somebody told... said that I was taking a bath.

I call up Tuesday night. Tuesday night? Yes. Brother, did you have the wrong number? Well, look. My wife says she saw you in a tattoo parlor main street this morning. What were you doing in a tattoo parlor?

Well, I got lost with my girlfriend, Tessie Tintfoyle. Yes? You know, the one that's in the army? Yeah? So I had a picture tattooed on my back. You had Tessie's picture tattooed on your back?

Oh, yeah. Sure. And I had me tattooed on my chest. Look. See it? Wait a minute, Costello, I don't see you on your chest. Am I back there with Tessie again? Talk says, Costello. I understand that Tessie is going to get out of the army next week.

Oh, that's right, Abbott. And she's going back to a old job, posing for a designer. He uses Tessie's knees for models. He uses Tessie's knees for models. What was he designed? Dornops. Wait a minute, Costello.

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