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Trying To Hire The Andrews Sisters
Abbott and Costello · April 5, 1945 · 30 min · 3,999 words
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Listen to the greater othems of Will Osmrit any darkest for the swingy singing of Connie Hayes. And that sawed off stubby overstuffed little statesman who when invited to San Francisco for the United Nations Security Conference proudly said...
Hey! Hey! Castellacar! Castellacar, me a cell! Who are you so excited? Hey, Evan, I think the war is over. Oh, that's silly. What makes you think the war is over? I just heard the lady next door talking back to her maid.
Oh. Well, never luck. Never mind that. Yes, you... Never mind that little luck. You know, we've got to drive out to the eight to the bar ranch to see the Andrew sisters about the coming shore next week.
Yeah. Now, did you borrow Ken Miles' car? Oh yeah, I've borrowed it just like you told me. Well, that's well. But I had a terrible accident habit. What do you mean? I upset it. I gotta turn it over right away or 10 miles.
Wife, who like it? Well, we can do that when we come back from the Andrew Sisters ranch. No, I gotta turn the car over and out. Or Mrs. Niles is gonna be mad. Alex, explain it to Mrs. Niles.
Where is she? She's under the car. She's under the car. She's under the car. Is she in a coma? No, she's wearing her evening gown. Oh. Well, then let's get 10 miles to help us lift the car.
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