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Investment Adviceafrs
Abbott and Costello · October 5, 1944 · 31 min · 3,339 words
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Listen to the danceable rhythms of Fanny Rach and his orchestra, the sweet and swingy songs of Connie Haynes, and that very familiar rolly-poly figure who sweet mellow boys. Lister's. The Arthalo's Angus Railroad Station back home again, those zestful zainies and screwy stars, Bud-ammit and Luke Costello.
Good last stop, all out for Hollywood. Dabber! Where are you? Here I am, here I am. Oh, hello, but welcome Costello. Welcome home, boys. Good to see you. How was your train? Oh, Alfred, what a trip.
What do you mean? I was seasick all the way from Chicago. Seasick? Yeah! Seasick, how could you be seasick on a train? Oh, I was sitting between two waves. I... Well, everybody's glad to see you back, Costello.
Hey, look, look at those five beautiful girls over there, waving their hangar shoes at you. Oh, they're waving their hangar shoes at me. That's the first clean laundry I've seen in two weeks. You thought I lost my place, huh?
You're part of our human facility. That's me. Allow me to officially welcome you back to Hollywood. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Who are you, the mayor? No, just another bum. You know, it's nice to be a home among your friends.
Yes, yes, yes. Say tell me, Costello. How did you enjoy your visit up to your uncle, Marty Smarf? Oh, it was great. I spent the whole summer taking care of the pigs. Those little pigs loved me like a little brother.
Well, I can understand that. She had a gun's little pig with chutes, but the big pig was afraid of them. The big pig was afraid of the loop pig? Yeah, the little pig used to chase the big pig all around a pan.
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