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At The Circus With Alan Hale

Abbott and Costello · March 16, 1944 · 29 min · 4,017 words

The transcript of “At The Circus With Alan Hale”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast March 16, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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program brought to you by camel the cigarettes that's first in the service camel's a fresh cool-smoking and slow-burning because they're packed to go around the world the music of ready-rate teddy's orchestra the songs of conny hane tonight yes Sally Eilers and Ellen Hale water brother star of adventures of our plate and starring blood habit and what's all the excitement oh I have a big service

here's came a town and I've been out watching the parade while the parade First came the elephants, after them come to clowns, and after the clowns came the beautiful lady cadaver on a big white horse!

Wait a minute, Al, what came after Lady Cadaver? Me and every sailor in California! Cus they'll iron you a little old to be following great. Ah, not me, Abbot. I'm crazy about circus braids. I love those.

They're elephants. Whoa. Some people like to be firemen and squirt water through their nose, but I like to be an elephant and squirt water through my nose. Unquote! Alright, never mind. Never mind the circus.

a second. All right. Never mind. Never mind the circus. We have other things to do. Oh yes. Yes. But I can't forget about the circus habit. I come from a family of circus people. My uncle Rallo was the world's greatest type of walker. I'm totally broke his neck. Well how did he break his

neck. One might he was tight and the rope wasn't. I see I see I had on that uncle he was six feet tall. He should stick his head in the lion's mouth. What's his name now we call him shorty no alright got to know I I've heard enough let's change this up oh ever you're

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