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Missing Script With Blondie And Dagwood
Abbott and Costello · March 9, 1944 · 28 min · 3,994 words
The transcript of “Missing Script With Blondie And Dagwood”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast March 9, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Avidant Costello program brought to you by Camel, the cigarettes that burst in the service. Camel stay fresh, cool smoking and slow burning because they're packed to go around the world. This is the music of Freddie Ricks in his orchestra, the songs of Tony Hing, the stars of the Monday Night Blondie program.
and Arthur Lake. Tonight's guest is Bud Abbott and Luke's daughter, and there you are, Costello. Well, why are you late this time? Oh, poor Abbott. What's happened? I just got back from the label, Basie, San Diego.
And I got a Michigan Great Importance for all the cellists, from all the cellists to every woman at Girl and Disorient. Well, what is it? You know? Shut up, Costello. What were you doing down at the Naval Base?
Oh, what was I doing down at the... I was helping them all to submarine. And they gave me the most important job on the boat. Really? What was it? Well, when the sailers kept the submarine ready to dive, I ran forward and held it's nose.
Then what happened? Then what happened? Down we went, have it, 60 feet in the water. When we got down to the bottom, my hot thoughts took a walk. You took a walk in 60 foot of water?
And why not? I had my rubber zine. Oh, I had my rubber zine. You know, after all, we have to give those sailers. Oh, really? We have to give those sailers credit. They're wonderful. Oh, I like sailors to have it.
But I'm really in love with the marine. You're in love with the Marine? Yeah. Marine no hara. No. Look, uh, talk sense, Castell. Between you and me, love is silly. Between you and me, love would be ridiculous.
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