Robinson Crusoe With Charles Laughton

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Tonight's guest, the Metro Golden Mayor star, Mr. Charles Loughton, and starring Pot Abbot and Luke Costello. Oh, there you are Costello. What's all the excitement? Oh, and it's Simon. I was just out shopping at it, and I bought a beautiful Valentine's.

You know, next Monday is Street Valentine's Day. What day? Street Valentine's Day. Here it is, right on the card. See it? What? ST Street. Oh, oh, you dummy. That's St. Valentine. ST means, uh, St.

Who are you sending it to? Oh, to Miss Carol Lowe. 156 South Main Saint. South Main Saint. Yeah, that's what my girl is. What do you mean? What are you talking about? It's key. Oh, that is the mean street.

You said it was Saint. Now, make up your mind. Look, when it's an address, it's street. Now read it again. Miss Carol Lou, 156 South Main Street. Now, that's better. Street, Lewis, Missouri. No, no, no, no.

Just a minute, Castle. Oh, that's Saint Louis, Missouri. Yeah, but that's an address. But yes, but this time it's Saint. Well, make up your mind. Sometimes it's street and sometimes it's Saint. of faith. When is it is and when is it ain't?

Well, let me clear this up for you. You live on the street, don't you? Yeah. No, I live on a doctor. You live on a doctor? Yeah, I live on a doctor. Hit my address on a card.