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A Visit To Peter Lorres Sanitariumafrs
Abbott and Costello · January 13, 1944 · 29 min · 3,139 words
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That's Delaware of you Ben. Look at you. You're closer clipping. Come here, shoes. What happened to you? I stopped to get a drink at the faucet outside the street. Faucet? Yeah. Dummy, that's so faucet. That's a fire hydrant.
Fire hydrant? Yeah. No wonder I wouldn't have afraid of Pomona by gutter. Gee, gee, gee. I gotta get these wet clothes off. Yeah, of course. If I had to get... What about it? Ah! Let it up, please.
How many times have I told you when you sneeze the other way? I don't know any other way. I think talk sense. Will you serialize you probably caught a cold? Do you want the germs to spread?
Oh, I'll let them spread. How can you keep germs from spreading? I'll make them work better. Oh! Now that's ridiculous. You've got a cold in your head. How are you going to keep that cold in your head from going down into your chest?
I'll tie a knot to my neck. Hey, but what are you talking about? You're not so healthy. Oh, I'll have you know my friends that I keep regular hours. Every night I go to bed with a chicken.
How are you all pooping out a little coop? No, no, I'm trying to tell you that I go to bed early. And I'm up at the crack of dawn. Then I go out and chop wood for breakfast.
Chop wood for breakfast. How can you eat that stuff? Listen, Castle, I chop wood for exercise. For example, every morning I jump out of bed and crawl around the room on all fours. You crawl around and all fours? Yes, that's the athlete's means.
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