A Visit To Peter Lorres Sanitarium

The song of Connie Haines, tonight's guest Peter Lorre, and starring, butt-habit and Lou Fauciel. Castello, where have you been? Look at you. You're closer dripping wet. There's water running out of your shoes. What happened to you?

Ah, I stopped to get a drink at the faucet outside the street. Faucet, yeah. Dummy, that's no faucet. That's a fire hydrant. Fire hydrant, yes. No water. I'm not going to get a drink. I'm not going to get a drink.

I'm not going to get a drink. I'm not going to get a drink. I'm not going to get a drink. I'm not going to get a drink. I'm not going to get a drink. I'm not going to get a drink.

I wonder I won't have for it a Pomona by Godot. Dio. Gee, gee, gee, three G's. I gotta get these wet clothes off. Because... If I... Get... Get... Come on. Ah! Please. How many times have I told you when you sneeze sneeze the other way?

I don't know any other way. It means talk sense. Will you be realized you've probably caught a cold? Do you want the germs to spread? Oh, I won't let them spread. How can you keep germs from spreading?

I'll make them work better. Oh. Now that's ridiculous. You've got a cold in your head. How are you going to keep that cold in your head from going down into your chest? I'll tie a knot in my neck.

Hey, but what are you talking about? You're not so healthy. Oh, I'll have you know my friend that I keep regular hours. Every night I go to bed with the chickens. How do you all get in that little coop?