Costello's Pet Turkey with Jane Wyman

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The famous Leon's messenger, cartoon, character, Bugs Bunny. Tonight's guest Warner Brothers lovely star of Princess O'Rourke, Miss Jane Wyman, and starring, Bud Abbot and Lou Costello. Tashtello, where have you been? Tenhayo! Listen, you know, this is Thanksgiving, and we've got the plan on how are they dinner?

Oh yeah, I went to a Thanksgiving dance for the soldiers at the Hollywood Tanki. You did? Boy, I had some experience in the conga line. Why should the conga line make you late? I must have gotten a wrong line.

I never got to dance. But I washed my hands three times. Boy, oh boy, what's that kitchen crowded. Eh, just a second. That's a cover up. Just a minute. Did you get that? Did you get that black eye over at the canteen?

Yeah, well, honey, Lamar was serving some Marines. I thought I'd go over steal a kiss. Just then the lights were not. What's that got to do with a black eye? Did you ever try to kiss a top sergeant?

No, no. Look, never mind that, Lou. I came over here to your house to talk about Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, good, have it. How about having Thanksgiving dinner with me? Say that's fine. What time? Eight o'clock at your house.

No, no, no, no, no. You'll get no turkey at my house. Okay, make it dark. Doc? Yeah, Doc. You know, that's chicken with the snow shoes on. Ah, no. Look, Dr. Stell, let's say, Sank.