Nylon Stockings with Lucille Ball

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tonight's guest Metro Golden Mayor star of the best foot forward Miss Lucille Ball, and starring Bon Abbot and the Costello. You are Costello, wait as usual. Why, what kept you this time? Ah, I was waiting for an electric carriatic.

Yes. Yeah, and it turned out to be a dame. Boy, did I have trouble with her and what kind of trouble? She tried to kiss me. Yeah, she kept right on Kiss me on the eyes, on the nose, on the chin.

Mine a minute. Why didn't she kiss you on the lips? Well, she's new at the post office. And she can't find the right zone. The right zone. There you go again, Costello. I can read your mind like a book.

All I can see is women, women, and women. Where did you turn the page for? You'll find some girls. Hey, a girl. Girls, girls, girls. Every night you're out late with girls. Last night you were out with two.

Yeah, but I only caught one. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Boy, I was she beautiful. I made it down at the low palm. King Johnny's joint. Oh, wow! Was she a gorgeous aircraft worker?

She was? What a fuselage. A fuselage. That little aircraft worker did something to me, brother. No kidding. I took her in my arms. I've felt the pounding in my chest. You mean your heart was beating?