Bud And Lou Plan A Vacation

Yes, it's the Abbot and Costello Joel what has been transcribed in Hollywood tonight for your listening pleasure with Social Miller and Maddie Mallet's Arkansas all all of your chairs folks bring here they are What Abbot and Hey, wait a minute. Where have you been?

Where have you been? Well, I went to the movies to see our latest picture Yes, the loose hangs high you say yeah, and I try to make a guy give me a seat and he called the usher What happened? Well, I told you I said no look at I owned a theater and he took me out of the seat punched me in those

He told me, Auntie Ollie, boy was unlucky. Lucky? Yeah, if he did that to the owner of the theater, what would he have done to me? Why don't you settle down and get yourself a job, Lou?

Huh? I just settled out and get a job. You know, some of the stuff was on the stuff I threw away? I know. I had a job, but I got fired. I stole an electric dishwasher in a garbage disposal in Lady's house, but must have got mixed up.

It's disposed the whole head dishes and she's got the queeness garbage in town. You know, speaking of garbage, Lou, you told me you had a date tonight. Oh, yes. Speaking of garbage... I've been talking about it for a while.

You didn't tell me that. That reminds you that I had a date? No, not exactly that, but speaking of garbage. No, no, no, no. I didn't mean that way, Lou. This was a swell date!

All right, all right. You didn't have a date, Lou. Yes, I did have it. I had a very nice date. I had to date with my new girl and she worked in the library and she told me to meet her right behind the encyclopedia Britannica. Why do you find the encyclopedia Britannica? Well gee, do you think I want to learn something?