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Costellos Race Horse Peanut Butter
Abbott and Costello · May 19, 1948 · 30 min · 4,253 words
The transcript of “Costellos Race Horse Peanut Butter”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast May 19, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Hollywood well, what are we waiting for let's go with the Abbott and talk fellow show. Yes, it's the Abbott and talk fellow show. Produced the transcribed Hollywood tonight for you listening play with Susan Miller and the music of Mary Malley. Hold on your tears folks.
Here they are. What about it Luke talk fellow. I can tell. Where are you being? Well, I had a couple of photos. I used to be in charge of printing the US mail and all the letter telling you say but I can fire to. Why is it fired? Well, one day I left on a period.
400 male carriers walked around with Sag to set you male. Hell, you... You'll never make any money, Lou. Oh, yes, I will. I just told Tom Dewey, 30,000 old Herbert people can't pay him for it.
What? What good will they do, Governor Dewey? Well, you see, they fact that just like St. Vincent, he's gonna give me all the mothers for the baby. For the baby? Yeah, what good is that?
Well, on the front of Dewey's slogan, it's time for a change. Well, I'm not going to bother with you from now on. Tomorrow I'm going to live with a beach of relax and forget about you.
Well, I'll see you down here after because I am to the light side. Oh, ha ha ha, life's gone. Yeah. Well, you can't even die. Yes, I can. I tracked this this morning. I go way up on top of the pier and I put on my parachute and then I come to off.
I count as a tenon full to court. What happened? My trunk fell off. Giving you in the water with no trunk on? What did you do? I had to send the whole day running in and out with the tide.
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