Driving Lessons With Marilyn Maxwell

That's right, folks. Paper comedy. A for Abbott. F for Maxwell. A for Ennis. L for Luke Costello. Put them all together and they spell, Camel. Experience is the best teacher. Try a camel. Let your own experience tell you why more people are smoking camels than ever before.

And draw up a chair for tonight's camel show starring Bud Abbot and Luke Costello. Come over here. Where in the world have you been? Hey Evan, well I just come from the movies. They were showing a wild Bill Elliot question.

I never saw so much shooting in my life. Oh never mind that. Hey, hey, hey, hey. How in the world did you get that big hole in your hat? I was sitting so close to the screen that wild Bill Elliot mistook me for one of the wrestlers and I got hit by a straight bullet.

Ah, you idiots. Why do you always go to those Western movies? Because my next picture is going to be a Western habit and I'm going to be a bad man. I can see myself now holding up the bank.

I got a gun in each hand. I hate it, you've tied across my nose. Why do you have the handkerchief tight across your nose? I may have to blow in a hurry. I... After I stick up the bank, after I stick up the bank, I'll climb on my old faithful old sombrero, stick my six shooters into my whole steamers,

time my chaps around my throat, twirl my corral over my head, and ride off into the old bandanas. Ah, wait a minute. What does that mean, Castella? How should I know? That's cowboy talk there.