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Interior Decorator

2000 Plus · January 19, 1947 · 29 min · 3,413 words

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W Fitch Company presents the Fitch bandwagon starring Alice Faye. You'll never know just how much I love you. You'll never know just how much I care. And Phil Harris! Won't you come with me to Alabama? Let's go see my dear old mammy.

She's frying eggs and brawling hammy. That gold and graveyed hammy. That sugar cured hammy. And that's what I like about the south. According to the brother's grim, the sleeping beauty was awakened by a kiss.

According to the police blotter of Marietta, Georgia, Nancy Quinn awakened her husband by tapping him gently between the eyes with a boy's scowhacks. However, Alice Faye prefers a slightly less drastic method. She has just sent the children into her husband's room with instructions to use their own devices.

Oh. Oh, Phil, look at Daddy sleeping. And with his mouth open too. Yes, a dog hot shower, boo, boo. Listen to him.

He sounds just like our bathtub when you pull the plug out. Isn't that a funny blanket he has over him? It's got pretty on it. Yes, it says Texas Sandman. Where did he get that?

I don't know. Yesterday when he came home from Santa Anita. Santa Anita. That's a laundry. How do you know? Well mommy said daddy had been to the cleaners again. How should we wake him up, Phyllis?

That's plug his big toe into the wall socket again. Oh no no no no. Oh, the last time we did that, it took the curl out of his hair. Why don't we wake him up like we did yesterday?

That cat mess. All right, you knock on the bed pole. A worm, a tooth. Open the door, Richard. Open the door, Auntie. All right, all right, I'm awake, I'm awake. Morning, Phil. I see the big sleep finally got up.

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