The Brooklyn Brain

Isn't the following program recorded? No, it's transcribed. Joe? Hahaha! All I gotta say about Joe is, he really is a smart guy. It takes a smart guy to be that stupid. 2000 Plus! Science Fiction Adventures from the World of Tomorrow, the Years Beyond 2000 AD!

2000 Plus presents the Brooklyn Brain! Joe, I want to thank you for a very nice evening. The pleasure was all mine, Clarice. I'd have you come up on me if you have to 12 and pause asleep.

That's all right. Well, good night, Joe. Uh, Clarice? Yeah, Joe. Yeah, had a good time, huh? I mean, really? Good night, Joe. Oh, well, wait a minute, Clarice. I got something to ask you. No.

No what? No kiss. I gave you one in the helicopter bus. I am not distributing my favours with Lord Jess. Before you certainly know big words. It's because I try to give myself culture. Every day in the fact that many newspapers I do the cross-wayed puzzles. Well sure Clarice, I think that's fine. Only I got something to ask you. I told you that isn't what I mean.

Something else? Clarice. William, are you married? I mean, that is... Who will you? This is so sudden. She have known you three years. That ain't so sudden. Well, a girl likes to get proposals, but...

Matrimony. It's a very important thing. It should not be entered into lightly. I got a good job. A good future. It isn't that, Joe. What isn't that? I mean, like they say in psychology. I don't know what you're talking about, Clarice.

That's what I mean, Joe. You don't understand things like psychology. I always read the handy hints for mental health column. It's written by a psychologist. From such pursuits, I have learned that culture is what counts in life or marriage.