What happens
Phil Harris and Alice Faye argue over hiring a tutor for their young children. Alice wants a refined English instructor, while Phil worries the arrangement will make him look foolish at home. When the tutor, Mr. Merton, arrives, Phil tries to act his most refined in front of him, with awkward results. The episode is part of The Phil Harris series, which aired on NBC on October 20, 1946, with Phil Harris, Alice Faye, Elliott Lewis and Gale Gordon in the leading roles. The transcript covers only the first part of the episode.
The Harris home and the band rehearsal studio
Characters: Phil Harris, Alice Faye, Mr. Merton, Frankie, Luigi, Bill
Listen for: Phil's attempts to speak in refined English when the tutor arrives
Written from the episode itself; it never gives away the ending. Every recording is remastered for the stream: cleaned of rumble, hiss and mains hum (and the old TV whine where we found it), then levelled in two passes to steady broadcast loudness, so one show is never quieter than the next.