Riley, the Child Beater: The Life of Riley (April 5, 1947)

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“Riley, the Child Beater” is an episode of The Life of Riley, the old-time radio show, first broadcast April 5, 1947. Listen free on Stupid Potato: no sign-up, no app.

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What happens

Chester Riley, a proud and blustering father, sets out to discipline his son Junior after the boy tears up his mother's sheet to make bandages. Riley cannot bring himself to go through with the punishment, so he only pretends to spank Junior while the boy yells on cue. Two lodge brothers overhear the screams and conclude that Riley has beaten his son, and the lodge calls an emergency meeting to decide his fate. Riley must now convince his fellow members, and his wife Peg, that he is not the cruel father they believe him to be.

Riley's home and the lodge in Los Angeles, 1940s

Characters: Riley, Peg, Junior, Digby O'Dell, Mulee, Goldberg

Listen for: Riley's attempt to convince the lodge that he did not beat Junior, and the emergency lodge meeting

Written from the episode itself; it never gives away the ending. Every recording is remastered for the stream: cleaned of rumble, hiss and mains hum (and the old TV whine where we found it), then levelled in two passes to steady broadcast loudness, so one show is never quieter than the next.