What happens
Jack Benny wakes his household to find the coffee missing and ends up wandering through a cluttered morning. Neighbor Dennis Day keeps searching for a house to buy, while Mary Livingstone, Rochester and Bob Crosby drop in with their own troubles. Jack later sits down to read a pirate adventure, The Purple Pirate, which tells of a captain named Morgan who captures a schooner and a woman with her cargo. Jack's show aired on NBC and CBS Radio on November 16, 1952, with Jack Benny, Mary Livingstone, Eddie Anderson and Phil Harris among the cast.
The Benny household in Beverly Hills, Jack's kitchen and den, morning, with a pirate story set on the high seas.
Characters: Jack Benny, Rochester, Mary Livingstone, Dennis Day, Bob Crosby, Captain Morgan, Red Robert, Lafitte
Listen for: Jack's attempts to find coffee in the kitchen, Dennis Day's search for a house, and the pirate tale Jack reads aloud.
Written from the episode itself; it never gives away the ending. Every recording is remastered for the stream: cleaned of rumble, hiss and mains hum (and the old TV whine where we found it), then levelled in two passes to steady broadcast loudness, so one show is never quieter than the next.