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Missing Monster

Song · Zacherley · 1958 · 5 min · 577 words

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Transylvania, a laboratory, the problem, some missing monsters, our job, find them. Exactly here. The problem, just tell us your problem. One monster, go on.

Builders and molds, three hands, knock them back, no sir. It was in a sack, jack. In a sack, in the back of the shark. In a black sack, on a rack, in the back of the shark.

That's a fact, with the other sacks of sacks, packed on the sack rack, in the back of the sack. Don't understand no slack of a sack. Are you the man, Sock? Hell sack. Maybe female.

I guess you think I'm a wack. Great big wack, eh? That's about the size of it, mister. How do you make a monster, mister? Well, first, I put in the eyes, nice and tight. Never mind, mister. We prefer that you don't.

Put in the ears, right on, flat and deep. And that's what I call, built in the crepe. What happened to the other one? I got carried away there. This missing monster, Mr. What did it look like?

Well, it had bangs, and bangs, the bangs of a rangutan. Did he rangutan bangs a king? He still got an angle, except when he tangled. He had dangling, tangling, angling rangutan bangs. He had the year with steer.

The rear of a steer. I didn't say that, Mr. I said the rear of a steer. I said I said the ear of a he had the rear of a deer. Anything else? A war pakes, beer cake, cake.

Boy, the cake pakes on his legs. Well, not his legs. Nick? Not with you, thanks. The monster's name was Peter. How about his last name? Uh, Piper. Let's see if you have your story so far, Mr.

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