Zacherley for President

My friends, my friends, with your inspiring trust in me, I'm more than equal to the task. When country calls, a man can only serve, but I thought you'd never ask.

Enough enough, as I look from face to face, I can see that this movement of ours goes deeper than just a grassroots campaign several feet deeper. And together we can dig up the real issues confronting our country. One of the planks of our scaffold is absolutely vital.

We must in all fairness give the vote to the spirits. Just consider the present injustice. at our current inheritance tax. The deplorable fact is, it's taxation without representation. It's un-American and I intend to change lives for demonstrations. Also, if elected, I propose to expand the Federal Reserve System to include all blood banks so your hard-earned savings

will be protected. And when you hit those occasional dry periods, you can borrow at lower interest rates. I say, let's put the plasma to work, keep it flowing, let's put muscles in the core muscles. And of course, you're all aware of my tireless efforts on behalf of my more schools for more ghouls program.

Let's be realistic. Put the emphasis on the anatomical sciences, so our youth will be prepared to build a better society monster by monster if necessary. For my stand on sweeping social reforms, I were the opponents tried to deceive you with glib talk about cradle to grave security.

And I say, let's find as far as it goes. But I ask you, does any government have the right to withdraw assistance right at the brink of the grave? Just when real insecurity starts from all status?