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Halloween Hootenanny

Song · Zacherley · 1 min · 106 words

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Gather round creeps, gather round fools, gather round spirits and gather round boos. Listen to me, for I have a story of a blackening fright and all things gory, of grinning pumpkins and demon cats, of wicked witches and scurrying rats.

They all come together to celebrate and feast, Larry the Wolf, an Ego or the Beast. For this is the night when little babies cry and orange mist pours from their eyes. Monster girls and monster men patiently wait for the fun to be in.

What do they know that you've never seen them? Well, I'll tell you, my friend. A glorious hoot-mani called Halloween.

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