WNEW (10-31-70)

You will enjoy some of the new album, called Black Sabbath, but you will hear later on this morning. We have two out of work vampires entering the phones right now, 689, 1,650 people to call in and who are brave enough to leave their names and addresses will be sent.

A copy to the vault here and get the old parchment through the nauseous night I'll soar higher way through pools of rancid gore. I have slide through clumps where maggot squirm. I have a skin dye where piranhas churn.

I have tread the reeking oozing swamp through corpse build quicks and beds I have stomped. Through vampire ness sire wind my way, where werewolves dwell I'll pass today. I lift your coffin in my dear, my nose will tell me you're still here.

I'll realize my lifelong dream do we show. Happy Halloween. Bang Hooked on horror films. I mean, a guy can get me out of bed at point in the morning and say, Bailah LaCose and Boris Karloff in the black cat.

Boom, I'm out of bed, man. I'm in there. I want to see that boy, a groovy horror film is knockout. To get whacked and watch a horror film is one of the great trips in the whole world.

You know, why is she losing weight? Well... See, the groovy horror films, man, were like, you know, You're sitting in your house, it's now three o'clock in the morning you're in your underwear, right? Because the underwear leaves you exposed.

I mean, you know that no matter what happens, man, you can't run to the street in your underwear. Even if Bella Lugosi came in the window, you make a cross with your fingers, anything. But you're not going to run to the street and your underwear, first of all, because they're going to bust you in a minute.