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The Deadly Crystal Matter

Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar · September 23, 1962 · 23 min · 3,315 words

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Johnny dollar. I Johnny bless. Are you I'm ready to blow a gas fly. What's the matter? Crop. All right, but what's it all about less murder burglary arson embezzlement? I'll give you what I see Well, give me a hint at least some possible angle to maul over all you have to mind if I do

Yeah, I'll be there The CBS radio network brings you Mendel Kramer and the exciting adventures of the men with the action tactics Spencer count Americans fabulous freelance insurance investigator yours truly Johnny dollar Expense accounts submitted by special investigator Johnny Dollar to world mutual insurance company home office, Hartford, Connecticut.

Following is an account of expenses incurred during my investigation of the deadly crystal matter. By the time I shaved, chowered, dressed, and poured myself a cup of coffee, left wallers was pounding on my door.

Coming, left, coming! And that's popular morning, to you? Oh, you have to sound so all fired, Sheriff. Oh, why not? Come on in, join me a cup of coffee. No, no, no time. Not if you're going to make the next plane to New York.

Oh, I am. You are? What? I told you. $300,000. The company doesn't want to have to pay out. For what? Look, will you quit stalling? Let's go. Looking back from you. Yes, there's a lot of Bronx, a lot of suburbs.

Yes, I know the town. But that's where Mrs. Gurney, Dowrympel, Weatherwell, and Hushie. I don't know if you have an extemporical character, if I were to ask. Where's it? 1263 Birchbrook Road. You got it?

Well, sixty-three, Burge, wrote. I got it. Now, tell me what's happened. Oh, the old old caper, servants day off. We already all alone. A hundred thousand worth of jewels. You mean she kept that kind of stuff around the house?

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